Saturday, August 13, 2011

Welcome!

Welcome to Thick Male Butts!
If you are reading this, congratulations because this is our first post.

The purpose of this blog is two fold.  1.) For the enthusiasts of Thick Male Butts out there, we want to finally provide an arena where they can indulge in our common interests. 2.) Secondly, we want to spread the unbelievable, life changing phenomenon known as Thick Male Butts to the four corners of this planet we live on.

For those of you who are new to this phenomena, a proper definition of TMB should be provided. The "Classic Style" Thick Male Butt suspect is usually a man over the age of 40, wearing your stereotypical dad jeans, usually with a T-Shirt reading something like "I'd Rather Be Fishing" tucked in.  In this classic example, the tuck-in and using the 1-inch above the natural waist line creates this incredible "faux-diaper" effect, resulting in an ultimate TMB.

Because this is our first TMB post, it is important that it is monumental. Thick Male Butts is a forward thinking organization, and we believe in a future where all TMB's can be treated equally with equal opportunity.     In honor of America, Freedom, and Firsts, I present the Presidential Thick Male Butt.

A quintessential "Classic Style" TMB, rocking the dad jeans.

Certain angles and poses really accentuate the Thunder that is TMB

 Congratulations Mr. President, your career has been characterized by some major Firsts in America, but none of those are as great as this one!

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