You Shut Your Butt!

If you aren't familiar with the movie Macgruber, you should be familiar with the movie Macgruber.  The movie screams 1 liners, and it on multiple occasions pays homage to TMBs and butts in general.  Apart from the life lessons and strong morals that the movie teaches, it provides us with life saving techniques to use our TMBs in case we are in a dangerous scenario.  Just check this out

With a solid TMB, you can distract life threatening forces.

So remember that as you carelessly frolick on your Saturday, today could be your last if you are not careful.


And also, you shut your butt!

Get the most of what's left of summer

School starts for a lot of people this week, so go out and get some sun at the pool before it's too cold outside to show as much of your TMB as you legally can.

This Zebra here is pushing that legal limit.

GET WET!

Whoa check out the Butt on That...

It's Friday, and it's time to get Dumb.... and dumber

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxo9wGA9qYg

Get your hands on some Ham this weekend

Too Early to Be Thinking about Halloween....?

Today I saw in the local grocery store that they already had out Candy Corn in preparation for Halloween. Some people may be disgusted by that fact that it is August 17th, and that Candy corn is supposed to last through to Halloween.  Well rest assured, it will last.

FUN TRIVIA
****In 1992, Candy Corn was so overproduced in massive amounts that they actually have not had to make original flavored candy corn since that date.  That's right, all the candy corn you eat was actually made in 1992.****

On a similar note, this piece of candy corn TMB was made in 1989.

You Are What You Eat

Beastie Boys known to let the Butt drrrrroooooooopppppppppp

Check out Mike D rockin a TMB disco style in "Hey Ladies" music video.  Not to mention, a great song.

Fast forward to @2:51 and check out some real groovy TMB.

Friendship

Here at TMB, we love it when there is more to the Thick Male Butt than just a beautiful piece of art.  Often behind that TMB, there is a caring father with his shirt tucked in, a helpful stranger looking for someone's dropped earring, or in this case a loving group of friends.  Nothing can bring a group of Males closer than bonding in the TMB position.

To Friendship!

Happy Monday

Time Capsule

'Sunny Likes It
Pulll up your pants and try it at home.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4NPkGHk40Q&feature=related

Welcome!

Welcome to Thick Male Butts!
If you are reading this, congratulations because this is our first post.

The purpose of this blog is two fold.  1.) For the enthusiasts of Thick Male Butts out there, we want to finally provide an arena where they can indulge in our common interests. 2.) Secondly, we want to spread the unbelievable, life changing phenomenon known as Thick Male Butts to the four corners of this planet we live on.

For those of you who are new to this phenomena, a proper definition of TMB should be provided. The "Classic Style" Thick Male Butt suspect is usually a man over the age of 40, wearing your stereotypical dad jeans, usually with a T-Shirt reading something like "I'd Rather Be Fishing" tucked in.  In this classic example, the tuck-in and using the 1-inch above the natural waist line creates this incredible "faux-diaper" effect, resulting in an ultimate TMB.

Because this is our first TMB post, it is important that it is monumental. Thick Male Butts is a forward thinking organization, and we believe in a future where all TMB's can be treated equally with equal opportunity.     In honor of America, Freedom, and Firsts, I present the Presidential Thick Male Butt.

A quintessential "Classic Style" TMB, rocking the dad jeans.

Certain angles and poses really accentuate the Thunder that is TMB

 Congratulations Mr. President, your career has been characterized by some major Firsts in America, but none of those are as great as this one!